13 Apr 2020 19:32:15
You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces, and then wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side.
Politics: "Poli" a Latin word meaning "many"; and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
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14 Apr 2020 07:26:31
I can relate to the first 2 Dave, especially the second. On many occasions I’ve woken up in the early hours feeling cold, only to find my half of the quilt has been pinched, and I would have to literally rip it to get it back. I usually end up turning the radiator up and then surprise surprise an hour later I wake up feeling hot because now I find my half of the quilt is back in place, you can’t win mate. 🥶🥵
I was thinking seeing as the best jokes are censored, how about moving on to a bit of riddle solving. Here’s a couple to test the water and hopefully start the ball rolling ;
1. The man who made it doesn’t want it, the man who bought it doesn’t need it and the man who needs it doesn’t know it, what am I talking about?
2. Why is an island like the letter T?
14 Apr 2020 12:29:10
Its a shame really Mark, simply because all the answers can be found easily online, and like kids we will cheat, like I have hahaha.
But for the record mate; 1 = A Coffin, 2 = T is in the middle of water.
Very good Idea though Mark.
Whats the crack on here, where is every one, is it because Villa are doing no wrong at the moment?
14 Apr 2020 12:45:45
We're still here Dave just keeping a low profile 😂😂😂 and thought the first one was fame (I'm going to live forever, remember my name) for those of a different generation ðŸ˜.
14 Apr 2020 13:02:49
You’re right mate, that’s knocked that one on the head then, guess I’ll just have to look for a joke that’s clean and isn’t going to offend any touchy souls then.
It’s very quiet Dave, it’s probably like you say mate, Villa currently doing no wrong = nothing to moan about.
14 Apr 2020 13:55:51
I think You have hit the nail on the there Mark, ie nothing to moan about.
To be honest, I thought the same but did not want to upset, it`s so easy to do these days.
Glad you are still there Moose, I must admit, I feel some of you guys on here are real decent people, and it is a pleasure to share some time with you.
14 Apr 2020 14:04:07
Cheers Dave it's good to be involved and sharing our thoughts and having some healthy debate about a range of subjects and the more that join in the better. We're all probably struggling to remain positive but coming on here sure helps and would be nice if some of the old posters like Flackie and Mendax would rejoin the chats.
14 Apr 2020 14:35:34
You’re right Moose to be honest if it wasn’t for you two, I wouldn’t bother, maybe everybody has too much to do, lol, or bossy women 😂.
14 Apr 2020 14:47:17
I bet everyone's houses and gardens look showroom quality with all the time spent at home recently lol.
14 Apr 2020 15:04:28
Thank you for that Mark.
Picking up on what you have said Moose, I did ask the editor about Mendax a couple of years ago, without any success.
Going back probably 8 + years there were some real characters on here.