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12 Apr 2020 20:30:00
Englishman Irishman and Scotsman walk into a pub
Christ those were the days.

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12 Apr 2020 21:20:11
Did the barman ask if it was some kind of joke? 😁.

13 Apr 2020 01:09:58
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant who knows nothing about golf greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
****, says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
**** asks the attendant
**** replies Tiger
**** inquires the Irishman.
**** says Tiger.
****, says the Irishman.

13 Apr 2020 09:13:27
Ed, are you not allowing Irish jokes?

{Ed033's Note - Didn't come through as a joke

13 Apr 2020 10:51:17
How very odd, pity though, I thought it was hilarious.

13 Apr 2020 14:55:13
I thought it was a good joke as well Mark.
I had to look it up to find the missing words, and I found it on unijokes.
My inquisitive nature got the better of me, the result was worth it.

13 Apr 2020 15:27:33
I remember hearing it a while back, Dave, if you go into Irish jokes there are several others that will make you laugh. I was going to post a few of them but as you can see, there’s no point. I’m finding the level of censorship a tad on the strict side. It’s never my intention to offend anyone, if I have done then I sincerely apologize.

13 Apr 2020 15:54:46
Yes I agree mate, a joke is a joke, people are to concerned with the fact they might offend someone nowadays, and so that old term, that seems to have vanished from our lives, should be used, "Common sense"

13 Apr 2020 16:20:48
I love the Irish Dave, and the ones I’ve met over the years find these jokes as funny as we do mate.



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