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11 Apr 2020 19:13:43
My wife has told me I should put a clean pair of socks on every day.
Come Saturday I couldn`t get my shoes on.

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11 Apr 2020 19:33:30
A man had his credit card stolen however he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife.

11 Apr 2020 20:01:16
I went for a job the other day, the bloke said where you from I said England, he said have you lived here all your life, I said not yet.

11 Apr 2020 21:29:06
A man walks into a zoo only to find the only animal in it is a dog, it’s a Shih tzu.

12 Apr 2020 05:26:56
Awful joke πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

12 Apr 2020 11:15:51
I always know when it's the mother in law knocking at the door because the mice start throwing themselves on the traps.

12 Apr 2020 12:12:32
4eva, where have you been?
I know it was awful but all the best ones get censored, lol πŸ˜‚ anyway let’s hear yours mate πŸ˜„.

12 Apr 2020 12:31:42
Villaman, you know I like an anagram, if you rearrange the letters of mother in law you can get woman hitler, πŸ˜‰.

12 Apr 2020 14:20:29
Mark I've known some women that would have made him look like a saint πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

12 Apr 2020 15:18:05
Me too Moose, I got divorced to one of them, I’m still recovering from it 8 years later mate πŸ˜….







 

 

 
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