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21 Aug 2017 16:30:59
It is with sad news that I have to report that the weather here in Tenerife is 29 degrees and the beer is free flowing damn I've run out of Amstel oh well poo poo happens that's it my darling wife go get me another UTV.

{Ed001's Note - sorry it is so cold for you mate.}

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21 Aug 2017 17:04:03
My heart bleeds for you!

21 Aug 2017 17:52:13
Dont worry Villa Daz I will keep you informed of the Villa results as you won't be here to watch it. I suppose there's always skysports news mind you you watch most games with jeff stelling I here so no difference enjoy did they let you take the arm chair through customs?

21 Aug 2017 18:21:18
Ya right ed this beer is cold😂😂 Don't worry Flacks I'm a 1st aider and as for you WTW I've been to watch villa more times than you have spat ya dummy out and trust me that's a lot UTV😂😂.

{Ed001's Note - I was being serious mate, it is 42c here right now....}

21 Aug 2017 18:32:14
Where are you ed.

{Ed001's Note - Dubai mate.}

21 Aug 2017 18:37:04
Wowza mate I'd frizzle in that heat any chance you can get WTW a ticket out their with you and send him on a camel ride with no guide and no water?

{Ed001's Note - it is not that hot, well it doesn't feel it as it is normally 50 or so at this time of year. It actually feels quite nice comparatively. Though I thought I was finally adjusting to the heat after nearly 4 years out here the other day as I walked to the shops and didn't have a drop of sweat on me. Then I walked inside and the sweat was bloody pouring off me. The moment I stepped outside it vanished. It was so hot the sweat was evaporating instantly!

Bit harsh on WTW that, or is it the camel I should be feeling sorry for?!?}

21 Aug 2017 18:53:01
Jesus, I can't believe your not used to heat. Jerusalem looks really warm.

21 Aug 2017 18:52:22
I just hope they have chan 5 over there for you Villa daz. Mind you don't get sun stroke mate by the pool. Iam off to talk to my camel appartenly his been the Villa more than you.

21 Aug 2017 18:59:27
I couldn't handle that heat mate your right is was a bit harsh. I sincerely apologise to the camel 😂😂.

{Ed001's Note - everywhere is air conditioned so it is not so bad at all.}

21 Aug 2017 21:42:04
😂😂😂.

21 Aug 2017 23:50:05
Now I'm not one for spreading rumours but I have heard on the grapevine that WTW wife has agreed and said can she trade him in for 1 camel.

And that's a camel with 2 humps as he gives most villa fans on here the hump?

22 Aug 2017 06:25:14
I did here a similar thing, but was a little more detailed, she would only trade if it came with a match to light it.

22 Aug 2017 11:17:27
Lmao Flacks.







 

 

 
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